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michael@0 | 1 | Copyright (c) 2012 The Chromium Authors. All rights reserved. |
michael@0 | 2 | Use of this useless file is governed by a BSD-style license that can be |
michael@0 | 3 | found in the LICENSE file. |
michael@0 | 4 | |
michael@0 | 5 | This file is used for making non-code changes to trigger buildbot cycles. Make |
michael@0 | 6 | any modification below this line. |
michael@0 | 7 | |
michael@0 | 8 | ========================================================================= |
michael@0 | 9 | |
michael@0 | 10 | Let's make a story. Add one sentence for every commit: |
michael@0 | 11 | |
michael@0 | 12 | CHAPTER 1.0: |
michael@0 | 13 | It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at |
michael@0 | 14 | occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which |
michael@0 | 15 | swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along |
michael@0 | 16 | the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that |
michael@0 | 17 | struggled against the darkness. A hooded figure emerged. |
michael@0 | 18 | |
michael@0 | 19 | It was a Domo-Kun. "What took you so long?", inquired his wife. |
michael@0 | 20 | Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the |
michael@0 | 21 | waffles you brought him?" "You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle, |
michael@0 | 22 | no matter how burnt", he snickered. |
michael@0 | 23 | |
michael@0 | 24 | The pause was filled with the sound of thunder. |
michael@0 | 25 | |
michael@0 | 26 | |
michael@0 | 27 | CHAPTER 2.0: |
michael@0 | 28 | The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny. |
michael@0 | 29 | The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles |
michael@0 | 30 | with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate, |
michael@0 | 31 | like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as |
michael@0 | 32 | his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of |
michael@0 | 33 | images coming from the past flowed through his mind. |
michael@0 | 34 | |
michael@0 | 35 | "You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly |
michael@0 | 36 | overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about |
michael@0 | 37 | when the fan was last cleaned. |
michael@0 | 38 | |
michael@0 | 39 | There was a poignant pause. |
michael@0 | 40 | |
michael@0 | 41 | CHAPTER 3.0: |
michael@0 | 42 | Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he |
michael@0 | 43 | began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done |
michael@0 | 44 | that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed him so far. |
michael@0 | 45 | Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable |
michael@0 | 46 | horror that had occurred, just the week before. |
michael@0 | 47 | |
michael@0 | 48 | Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushis with waffles anyway? It's like |
michael@0 | 49 | salmon in a cereal bowl. |
michael@0 | 50 | |
michael@0 | 51 | CHAPTER 4: |
michael@0 | 52 | The taste of stale sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He |
michael@0 | 53 | wondered where the sushi came from. He tries to recall the cook's face. Purple? |
michael@0 | 54 | |
michael@0 | 55 | CHAPTER 5: |
michael@0 | 56 | Many years later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest, |
michael@0 | 57 | well-intentioned Domo-Kun. |
michael@0 | 58 | Another day in the life... |
michael@0 | 59 | |
michael@0 | 60 | TRUISMS (1978-1983) |
michael@0 | 61 | JENNY HOLZER |
michael@0 | 62 | A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY |
michael@0 | 63 | A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS |
michael@0 | 64 | A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER |
michael@0 | 65 | A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF |
michael@0 | 66 | A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD |
michael@0 | 67 | A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN |
michael@0 | 68 | |
michael@0 | 69 | This commit will change the world as we know it. |